Akuanism

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Akuanism, is the official of religion in Nystatiszna that has existed in Borea for over 300 years. The first formal recipe book (the formal book of holy text of Akuanism) was created by a science fiction writer who owned a brewery and a gentlemen's club. In the current day, the cult of Akua has firmly fought against the current Nystatiszna's apartheid.

Recipe book of Akua (WIP)

In the beginning the land laid bare, hopeless and sober. Thy Akua flew down on a lighting bolt, to breathe life into the empty world. Wielding knowledge of thy heavens Akua made heaven on Urth, with thinking machines that did all the labors and a kegs of wine that never empty. Akua had hair that was as blue as the sea and flowed like a river down to her waist. Her gaze is the same as an iceberg.

Akua grew bored of her harem and wine, her desire to create exotic tastes. Her desires lead her to an alchemist lab where she made vodka from potatoes and with corn she made the first moonshine bottle. She tasted her works and slept, the thinking machine carried her to her resting spot. Her drunkard ramblings told the thinking machines to create her a harem. The thinking machines spent much time in the alchemist labs while Akua rested fulfilling her drunk desires.