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This letter saw Witten placed under arrest and sentenced to Life Imprisonment, however only serving seven years due to his rapid surmounting of support from the local populous, seeing Witten released on the condition he leave Telebrocht, which Witten agreed to, taking residence in the city of Schemoer until being invited back to his home in Verlateburg in 1848 following the ascension of the more tolerant Karl II to the position of Grand Duke.

It was reportedly during his time in Schemoer where he first met Wilfred, a stallion of Alvan breed, chestnut coloured with a stripe and star upon his face, as well as a white Fetlock on each of his hind legs. According to Witten, the first sight of the stallion was at a local church, where the horse defecated upon the steps leading up to the entrance. Paerdists usually refer to this formally as the "''Thesis by Faeces''", although it has occasionally been referred to as the "''Holy Shit''" in modern dialogues. In later writings, Witten would state, {{quote|"Never have I felt a deeper connection to the soul of a creature than when Wilfred stood upon the entrance to that insult to reason standing before me, and absentmindedly defecated upon it. It was truly a memory that I shall not ask to pay any charter to reside within my mind."|In Loathing Memory, Theodore A. Witten}}

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