Shrimiszna Shrimp Company
| Industry | Seafood 'restaurant' |
|---|---|
| Founded | 1999 (23 years ago) |
| Founder | George Aberhamilion-Forkland |
| Headquarters | Sani Bursil , |
Number of locations | 50 (2023) |
Area served | Great Morstaybishlia |
| Website | Shrimiszna.MB |
Shrimiszna Shrimp Company is an Morstaybishlian seafood restaurant chain inspired by trip taken by sir, Grey Tabersmith-Handerson book "The Nys'tat'en Language." A book, which famously doesn't include any real examples, discussion or aspects of that actual Nys'tat'en language outside of the "iszna" which didn't include a translation of the Nys'tat'en and included a "i" into the "szna." As of October 2023, there has been 50 Shrimiszna restaurants across Aurora, primary in Great Morstaybishlia.
The first Shrimiszna restaurant opened in 1999 in Sani Bursil by George Aberhamilion-Forkland, a self proclaimed "well traveled" millionaire who only ever traveled in Great Morstaybishlia and wanted to give Morstaybishlians a taste of "authentic" Borean food with the "superior" experience of Morstaybishlian dining experience. Notably, none of the traditional methods of cooking, ingredients or any signs of Borean culture are included into the dining experience. According to George, designed the restaurant from a 1930s comic "Tales from East Borea!" A comic book, that has been universally banned in East Borea for a wide variety of reasons, including rude depictions of the Blaskog's royal family, depictions of anti-Akuanism beliefs, incorrect depictions of history, culture and lifestyles of Boreans. Such as Kæra'zna being shown as warm, refugee accepting place that is highly liberal idealistic. Nystatiszna filled with greedy, secular people faking being poor to attract international aid. Rikevaarland as authoritarian socialist and poor. As well many other speciest, culturally insensitive and outright outlandish 'concepts' of East Boreans.
The Shrimiszna Shrimp Company has been banned in Nystatiszna, and it's founder George Aberhamilion-Forkland and employees wanted by the Nystatiszna Intelligence Bureau for "Hurting the feelings of the Nystatinne peoples" and "Insulting the government, culture or people of Nystatiszna." Rikevaarland and Blaskog has also banned the restaurant chain the country. Kæra'zna could not be reached for a comment. Lapliszna, Syrtænzna, Rohyca, Syrtænzna, Gusanaszna and Veria have banned the food chain from their respected countries.